Still the best

Every morning, this is my wake up rutin...

Ghana United
// Milk

Swedish throwback shit...

This skits used to come on in between shows, way back, like early 90's.In Sweden that is.

//Denz

Come out...

Stack's...you cant be in there forever... when you coming out homie...
















....Awwwwwwuuuu


































//Wavy Milk

Couture Cutee, Stop complaining + Official Salute

The only lady contributor: Couture Cutee, complains that this blog is not geared towards ladies. I am writing this post to prove you wrong.....
I am known as the In-house research master.... All day.. Here's why....
"Researchers from Harvard Medical School have scientifically proven that buttock and hip fat, protects women against Type 2 diabetes"... "Scientifically proven"!!!.... Through a study on mice (187 mice's cousins), they have proven that buttock and hip fat generates the blood sugar regulating hormone insulin, and this fat subsequently generates weight loss..... True story CHECK IT
Tell me something i don't know, ka boooooooommmmmmmmm.. Fuck outta here....
Cut here open...!... Sorry, Couture Cutee, i had to...
Headmekbook officially Salutes all pleasantly Buttocks endowed ladies in the world, hips too.
For u other cuties out there, eat, do squats, more squats, no sweets, and carbonated drinks (goes straight to the gut)
//Denz the Specialist

I fell of my seat...

Ey, Milk, you're a funny ass Maghribi (From Morocco, for those who don't know)... I checked the latest post and i thought the dip stand was a Old people walker , but, then i figured out what i was, and i fell off my seat, thats how funny that shit was. Now, if you don't know, the current wave is " everything is fitted" ( clothes that fit vs. Clothes that are purposely too big)= jeans, sweater, tees.. The whole deal..PAUSE... Basically, the way cats dressed in high school in Sweden.. Europe starts nuff waves, memba dat!!!! Anyways, to get to the point, when u get ur swole on by going to the gym (dip stand), that fitted shit is better look = More pum pum.. Thats why i fell off my seat.. Me and Milk, generally, say "fell of my seat" for mad funny shit or some nice, nice goddess.. Example, this girl i discovered during my worldly travels Ms Salma Hayek OG desperado (Salute).
Milk likes to say " jump out the window", when he sees crazy empresses too...


//Denz still on the floor

Leftfield.....the new wave...

Me and Stack´s had one of our regular conversations today.... About swagg and whats gonna be the new wave for the summer (since we start stacking up early)... Mr Denzel Stacks is claiming that he is gonna hit niggas in the head with some leftfield shit, that niggas dont know nothing about... I concur with him on that one, so therefore, the Head Mek Book boyos are gonna be straighter then 6 o'clock for the '09 summer, believe that...
So here is somethings to look forward to for the '09 summer...
































//Milk

No sir...

I know its been a minute,
I been on my B.I. But, i still read the blog. Shouts to Milk for holding it down.
I won't be long, pause, but, Milk, you can keep them J's.

For April 09':

Thats what i will be on, if my bread allows it. Jus throw the straps in the trash.

//Denz Royal

Ladies Check him out...

Terminator X on that poppin tip...

but thats lightweight thou...Big up Edwin, he's the truth...
// Fear of a Mlik Planet

Inside Denzel’s Mind: Fear of a Black planet…..

Me and Milk have this discussion all the time…. Guess what its about??? Shorties But, the thing is, we get real specific. Like, what type of races / ethnicities a shortie prefers based on her own race/ ethnicity. Me and milk are leading authorities on this subject, because we got peoples from all corners of the globe. Latin peoples, Middle eastern, Caribbean, you name it, we know them and their culture. As such, we know that people move in tribes. In other words, people gravitate towards what they know and are familiar with.
Our discussions basically sounds like this 99% of the time:
“She like light skin niggas?”, “ she like dark skin niggas?”, “she fuck with dark skin or light skin?”…
The verdict is still out, but, those shorties who prefer light skin dudes… They like it diluted. They like it cut up and diluted with some arm & hammer, so they won’t OD. They scared of that 100% proof, that Denzel. I say it’s a “ Fear of a Black Planet”. I know I sound mad, still, i respect every shorties'preference, but it just occurred to me… Well, Denzel’s mind… Im black coka… That uncut…
Ladies, u really gone say no to me…

I do all my own stunts too.. Chop chop
Ladies, check me out
I love everybody.. No homo. One love all day, ey'day.. Dont' get it twisted.
//Denz A.k.a Terminator X

Inside Denzel's Mind: Don't trust Em

Have you ever had the nagging feeling that someone is watching you? Listening in on your phone conversations? Accessing your personal info?
Dont worry, you are not paranoid?
Denz got you...
There are people; organizations; governments, whose sole purpose is to survey and monitor people. So, if you think someone is on to you, chances is, they are. True story. Thats why you don't trust em. Who, it can be anybody! Should i narrow it down? Impossible.
You want proof??? Art always imitates life, so i will give you a couple of movies that touch on the subject.
Starring "ME"
These movies give you a rough guide on how not to trust them. Don't ever trust them.
NO, i don't smoke, and this aint no drug induced paranoia.... True story.
I will give you a self prescribed tip, on how to avoid cell phone taps and other forms of privacy intrusion.
1. To keep them from pinpointing your position, by zeroing in on your cell phone, Put your cell phone in a,this effectively "hides" your signal.
2. Make sure you get a big Lays bag, because it has an alternate use. Put it on your head, to keep them from reading your mind.
Think its all fun and games silly rabbits?
If you don't her from me again, tell Couture Cutee's cousin in PLAID SHORTS, i love her

//Denz Dont Trust em
I told u Couture Cutee...... See

Momdukes' Joint of the day

This is a song Momdukes recommended:
Obama be thy name

Don't ask......

// East African Denz

King of Acronyms ( Pt 1)

I through a lot of Acronyms around, well, me and Milk plus do... They spring from imagination, visions, situations, life and then some....

Here gwaan:

H.O.B: This one is classic, everyone knows it. Hoes Over Bros. Thats when you put Pum Pum over your brother, friend... Like some people i know
B.O.B: Ballin On a Budget. Thats when you stay fly, with no apparent income to talk about. You might have minimum cash flow, but, rain or sleet, your gear is fresh. You can't pay tuition, but, you still manage to cough up enough loot for the new Gucci's. You would rather stand in line (Dumb long too, pause) to the club with a t-shirt in sub-zero degrees and leave your jacket in your car, than pay for the coat check. Window shopping is your favorite sport. Better yet, Window grabbing. This act takes place when you walk into a store and hold an item (mostly sneakers...)in your hand, look at it real close, only to call your mans up and tell him " i held them in my hand and they real ugly". You're a self-proclaimed discount king... Like some people i know...
M.O.E: Money Over Everything. This is self-explanatory.
P.O.E: Pum pum Over Everything. This is self-explanatory. Mind you, it is not the same as H.O.B. P.O.E deals with how much you appreciate Pum pum. H.O.B signifies the actual act of abandoning your brother/homie for a shortie.
I goes in.
P.P.A: Pum Pum Anonymous. My favorite acronym right now. I'm a lifetime member.I still haven't said anything to my group. I hate my counselor.

That's all i can think of right now

//Denzel S.T.A.C.K.S

As seen on TV and the Streets

Well, this is something that makes me laugh(inside) every time i see it......
The mohawk haircut


I seen this NBA game the other day, half the cats on one squad had mohawks, or, they had those sneaky mohawks... Thats when you have look at the hair for a minute, in order for you to see the mohawk pattern...
They call it the Faux hawk... Lmao.... French for false hawk.... Just check google... Lmao
Shouts to my European peoples, All my dudes in Sweden, this is their haircut of choice..... guess, i can't knock em, anything for the pum pum ha?
But shorties be doing it too, go figure...
I can see it, cats going in to the barber shop like:
"Let me get a mad max beyond thunderdome"
For some reason, i think about the movie MAD MAX BEYOND THUNDERDOME, when i see a mohawk, no hawk.. yadda, yadda.
:People in the desert, crazy haircuts, anarchy...

Classic joint... A must-see.

So, with all this hype about getting the mohawks, i figured, why not open up my own little spot, and cash in on the current Mohawk craze..
Here's a sample:

Get at me at 1-800-POW-WOW.
I see u Couture Cutee... Damn barbarian

//Chief Denz Black Eagle

Scarf game

Dip set got it right...



Double G Scarf... Gone run u like 240 USD (Tax not included)

I wonder how many bootles and cans i can recycle (In some countries, u got cash for recycling, nickles and dimes alright, but its still a good side hustle)in order to buy it...

CCrraacckk...

// Denz Scarfo

OBAMA's my cousin... True story

EAST AFRICA runs it, i told y'all.... But, u just would'nt listen...

My peoples(Popdukes and Momdukes) hail from UGANDA, EAST AFRICA (for those who don't know).... KENYA, which neighbors UGANDA, is where OBAMA's popdukes comes from...


PROOF

So me and OBAMA are practically COUSINS.... See it?

AN EAST AFRICAN IN THE WHITE HOUSE!!!!

My Cousin AJ said: "We gone call it the BLACKHOUSE"
.... Silly rabbit....

Im on a NATURAL HIGH right now, Supa elated.... Pause

If u know me, u will prob hear me saying: " DON'T TRUST EM"....
Meaning, don't trust politics, government..etc Because beneath the surface.....

But, this election....

HISTORY

But cuzo OBAMA, u got a lot on ur shoulders.... BE STRONG BREDREN!

ASANTA SANA OBAMA (Thank you in Swahili)...

U gave this pessismist HOPE...

Me and my BREDREN gone pop bottles this weekend in honour of OBAMA

Or GET SHITFACED like muzungos (white people in swahili)say....

Couture Cutee tell all your friends I am EAST AFRICAN, like the presidential nominee.... TELL EM, hurry

Dem pussyholes at FOX NEWS got long faces.... Serves em right.

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Legal crack ( part 2) : Denz follow up

I forgot which animal in the animal kingdom, is known for being a nut fiend .. No homo

But these right here


CASHEW NUTS...

These is straight uncut coka.....

Don't know what animal i am for liking em, nah, fiendin for em.... Pause

Maybe, something like my mans right here

Im not that mean in person.

I googled "indian monkey", because i could'nt think of the proper name, i was thinking macaque (I am a former Biology nut )... Found this pic, and ran with it.

This is the result of somebody calling me "monkey" about 50 times in a phone conversation, naturally, i felt a little monkeyish...

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DENZ knows NIKE knows....

This what i mean....

That uncut, 150% proof coka...... craccckkkk



They drop early '09..... UK TING yeah

I keep forgetting, we stopped buying sneakers....Thats fo kids....hahah

This ME, but, in Black: Thats Denz swag, can't find the pic for em, but im sure u got the idea...

Almighty GUCCI CHUCKS.
These, and i'll sleep well.... They prob fit like PUM PUM too...

As far as grub goes, snacks or whuteva...



Pig out.... Leche put me on..... Even though, my stomach gets funny when u OD on em....

Link Up

its 11:40 PM

Denz (D) is here...

AK47 ( Coutere Cutee)...........................

U finally reach?

Long time Sistren....

Still, Hollywood is as Hollywood does.... kaboom

Hollywood: High & mighty, too good for a nig, red carpet, B- movie actor tryina act A-list.... Hollywood....

Generally applied to shorties who act like they............... Anybody's it...

If this basketball thing works out, i don't know none of y'all...

C Cutee:Denzie, its me Cutee.....
Denz:" Who?"....
Random shortie: U don't answer the phone no more
Denz:"Take a number!"......... Haaaaa


Dat shit been ova, i had hoop dreams... True..... Gave it all up for the pursuit of.........

Anybody, that knows me, watch my son... Order tickets now

I was'nt even gone write that..........

Back to Denz:

I am recent graduate, Bachelor of Science in Finance... The plan was simple: Im bout my money, money galore, see it? Kinda slow right now, to say the least....

Im on campus, right now, ive been working the Cab driver hustle ( no pay)... Half the day, My auntie from Uganda ( i see u Obama) came through...... So, it was my natural born duty to be a cabbie, Drivaaahhhhhh....

My auntie says " How has been your day?" ... Awwwww.. Don't get it twisted she's bout her biz....

She says, she can't understand when americans talk, she says they eat their words..... Hungry mufucka's.... Me too

Luv u

After i shut down the cab meter for the day... i headed up to campus, study, handle my B.I... And now, my brain is fried....

On my plate:
GMAT
CFA ( possibly)
LIFE

Gotta eat.........


There's no hype up here.......

Boogie, wa gwaan?


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Wuz good with Nike????

Denz's First........

Im a NIKE head, all day, ey'day.....From mi born till now, even before i could afford em.....Im talkin bout, when i used to wear them NIKE AIR MAX's, without the air or the max... i think they had the swoosh.... (Ali baba...That means Bootleg).... if u from GBG, go ask Galne Gunnar (Discount store in Gothenburg, Sweden)...

But nowadays, them cats @ NIKE be actin like they on crystal meth or shrooms ( u smoke em and its jurassic park)......





This how cats at NIKE must be feelin.... Trailer for the acclaimed movie " Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas"..... Must see, trippiest movie in history.. LMAO


For instance, these cats is gone retro the grand OG, the first Air Jordans..... The Alpha , if u know, u know... And then put a strap on it, so what, u don't lose ur sneaker????



Luckily, the strap is removable...... Im take it off and rock it on my head, HeadmekJ ( drum roll.....U 1 funny ....)



Or this LSD trip shit with the fusions, what???



1's mixed with J 6's???

Blasphemy.....I don't rate dat.....Lol

STill, gotta respect em, they makin bank, and mad nigs be rockin em........

Please keep slingin that OG crack: them air max's (UK ting), J 1's.... No left turns, Por favor....

Camelz said: Gimme sum Air max 180's!!!!

Boogie, where u @?

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